A Veritable Monster Smut Turducken

So I was doing some nerdy keyword research and stuff, and stumbled across this most amazing review of Alien Seed.  The rest of the reviews in this series are pretty fun, too.  Recommended reading for everyone who likes their monster erotica.  Besides, I think that “It’s a veritable monster smut turducken, all set out and ready for your holiday feasting.” is the one of the most creatively flattering things anyone has said about my writing.

I’d love to make a raunchy joke about a cock and one of those chicks with the ducklips, but it’s just not coming, and I’m still missing the part where there’s also a turkey in the mix.  And a holiday feast.  That would be a an erotic adventure for the ages.